When I was 7, I chewed and swallowed an entire pack of grape Bubble-Yum, just because I hated grape flavored gum.

I love my kids but am a very, very lazy parent.

I can say with 100% certainty that my husband and I will never get divorced.

I plan to pursue a PhD in the Fall, but am seriously considering ditching the idea to get a law degree from an unaccredited, online law school.

We call diarrhea the "quick-step" in my house.

I can be found by using my Yahoo e-mail address. The name is pddemme.