Me: So what do you want to play, Bud?
Carter: Let's play racecars! Let's make a road and then I will be the bridge! (arching himself in a bridge shape) I will be the be the pupadoan bridge!
Me: Oka--the what? The puppy down bridge?
Carter: (so annoyed by his mother's ignorance) NO!! The PU-PA-DOAN BRIDGE!!
Me: (to myself) The pupadoan bridge...pu-pa-doan--wait, you mean the Papa Don't Preach???!!!
Carter: Yes! You got it! I'll be the Papa Don't Preach!
Me: (stifling a laugh) Where did you hear that from, Bud? (to husband) Babe, where the heck do you think he got that from?
Brooks: (from the kitchen) I may or may not be very into the 80's Satellite Radio station right now.
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